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~Tiny pretty little liar things~
As someone who grew up dancing ballet, I watch any and all content about the art form: Center Stage, Flesh and Bone, The Nutcracker, you name it!
So, when Netflix released its latest teen drama, Tiny Pretty Things, I just KNEW I had to watch.
This show has it all: sex, drugs, lies, deceit, a girl in a coma who is also the narrator, co-ed saunas, a ballet dedicated to a serial killer, and SO MUCH MORE.
Netflix / Courtesy Everett Collection
So, here are all the funniest jokes about this tiny, pretty mess of a show:
1.
it’s the way every single faculty member in tiny pretty things apart from the wrench and topher are going STRAIGHT TO HELL
5.
Netflix: “Tiny Pretty Things”
My Brain:”Pretty Little Things” “Pretty Little Liars”
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everybody in tiny pretty things is basically fucking each other I’m- #TinyPrettyThings
12.
They really had Oren telling Neveah he loves her out of the blue with zero development… #TinyPrettyThings
15.
So Nevaeh and Oren are in love now? I mean they’re cute and all but bitch y’all haven’t talked since like episode 3.
#TinyPrettyThings
16.
June after Neveah found her tiny ballet figurine in her record player #TinyPrettyThings
18.
#TinyPrettyThings My reaction to June blaming Neveah for everything going wrong in her life without evidence! Girl how is it Neveah’s fault you can’t pay for a 3 dollar hotdog
19.
Monique Du’Bious groomed two young men and we’re just supposed to act like it doesn’t matter #TinyPrettyThings
20.
Am i the only one who wanted them to f*ck #Nabilandcaleb #TinyPrettyThingsNetflix #tinyprettythings
22.
Tiny Pretty Things is chaos!! A gay teen sex scene where the boys roll around and talk about their V-lines!!
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now how old are the characters in tiny pretty things on netflix supposed to be? because all this unnecessary nudity is making euphoria look like a church special
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Tiny Pretty Things is VERY flawed but I also ate up every second of it. Pls watch if you have 10 hours to spare
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In conclusion:
Tiny Pretty Things, like Emily In Paris, was one of the worst shows I’ve seen in my life and I can’t wait for a second season.
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