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22 Great Schmidt Moments From “New Girl”

“Dammit! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”

1.

When there was a spider in the loft.


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2.

And Schmidt really, really couldn’t handle it.


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3.

When he went looking for his daughter Ruth at a fancy preschool and heard about a break-in.


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4.

When he had to put money in the douchebag jar because of this.


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5.

When Schmidt and Jess talked about her date with Robby.


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6.

When he said “chutney.”


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7.

When he shaved his “caterpillar eyebrows” because he thought everyone was making fun of them.


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8.

When he trash talked beans.


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9.

When Nick was sitting in the parking spot everyone wanted and Schmidt took drastic measures.


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10.

When Cece and Schmidt tried to have a nice first night in their new house after reading about the neighborhood’s crime rates, but then they heard a noise.


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11.

When Schmidt had a cast for his broken penis and couldn’t scratch an itch on his “undercarriage,” so Jess helped.


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12.

When Jess brought a hutch she found on the street into the loft, and Schmidt deeply hated it.


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13.

When he explained why he really wanted to see Nick’s penis.


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14.

When he crushed Halloween.


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15.

When he couldn’t contain his excitement.


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16.

When he described Nick and Winston’s brands.


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17.

When he was over youths.


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18.

When he wanted a lionfish but didn’t realize it was a metaphor for Cece, then he let the fish go once he put two and two together.


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19.

When Jess wanted to get a bathtub for the loft and he was not interested.


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20.

When he and Nick were about to be outnumbered in a fight and he tried to be intimidating.


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21.

When Winston refused to believe that he was colorblind, despite thinking his green shoes were brown.


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22.

And finally, when he proposed to Cece holding the same five dollar bill from the night they met.


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